while i'm eating my thanksgiving feast,
i'm avoiding the food i like the least.
well, i don't hate it as much as i do beans,
but i certainly don't go crazy like the rest of the fiends.
it's on cakes, it's on pies, it's on donuts, too,
but as far as i'm concerned, it makes things taste like poo.
i think it's at its worst in ice cream form,
and i do realize my tastes may be different than the norm.
it sticks in your teeth and melts in your hands,
and i'll never understand how it's gained so many fans.
it's dark, it's white, and sometimes it's fudge-y,
i'll just eat french fries to make myself pudgy.
have you guessed what it is that i hate to eat?
it's chocolate, the dark and disgusting treat!