"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it." -Lyndon B. Johnson
"There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes." -Garrison Keillor
"Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke" -Unknown
"A husband's last words should always be, 'OK, buy it'." -Unknown
okay, all joking aside. in all of the years i've been married, these are the two main things i've learned: first, love is fun, you don't have to take it so seriously. second, if you're not willing to communicate, there's no hope for you.